- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Mister
- Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1995 (21 years old)
- <3 status : Not specified
- Number of visits : 1146
- Number of comments : 2
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted
About Spetz14 : just chillin
About Spetz14 : just chillin
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by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
by lucas90 / 02/04/2015 at 4:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/20/2014 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by Lisa / 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Agax / 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 6:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
by awkward / 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by not cool / 06/28/2013 at 1:16am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by What the fuck, son? / 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Kids