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  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Speibrand : A little about myself umm I like video games and anime
Some of my favourites are Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Fairy Tail, Ouran Highschool, and Fruits Basket :)

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yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I walked into mah upstairs bathroom to fine mah mom's new boyfriend eating soup... naked on the toilet. In shock... I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs... backwards... and hit mah head on wall... leaving a dent looool in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (1989)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, My Friend Told Me She Was Going To Start Drinking Gatorade, So She Could Get The Body Shape Of The Athletes On TV . When I Trid To Explain To Her That She'd Also Ned To Work Out To Achieve This, She Went Nuts An Hurld The Bottle At My Face . FML

#19818788
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (2928)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticd a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smild and wavd, and then continud. So much for mah new eyesight. FML

#19771597
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23309) - you deserved it (2326)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I had three things converge that should never be together: my period... hot doctor... and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (2504)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21877) - you deserved it (4575)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I left my number on my reciept 4 a cute waitress. As I was leaving te bar se cummed running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

#19516000
117 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went down on grlfriend 4 the frst time. Let's just say pubes an toilet paper residue were the least of problems. mega FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (4614)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today...hile my boyfriend and I were in the shower... we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. mega FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15056) - you deserved it (26269)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, aftar gatting raar andd by a car, I taxtd mah husband to lat him know I was in tha hospital. His rasponsa? "I'm at Taco Ball." FML

#18515573
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (2993)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3825)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled 4 him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (4759)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States



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