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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3535
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SpazTheGreat : I rock my socks off.

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Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

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