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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3591
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Spartancjm : Hello there.

If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.

I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock and metal
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band.
Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)

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Today, I went to a group gym lesson. While working on our abs, the coach came through, touching our stomachs to check we were doing the exercises correctly. When she got to me, she asked, "How many kids have you got then?" I'm 22, and I've got none. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18659) - you deserved it (1919) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/05/2015 at 12:21am - health - by Mel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, one of my coworkers tried to convince me to be a model for his "foot fetish parties". I politely declined, just as I had the day before, and the day before that. This will probably continue every day, since our schedules are nearly identical. FML

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13892) - you deserved it (19049)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23782) - you deserved it (1656)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (2143)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23732) - you deserved it (1664)

On 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22672) - you deserved it (2227)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (2138)

On 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm - intimacy - by itsbeenalongday - United States (California)

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19807) - you deserved it (3461)

On 09/27/2015 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20320) - you deserved it (4879)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22454) - you deserved it (1657)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by WakeUpToADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20068) - you deserved it (2118)

On 09/25/2015 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by Enanimus (man) - United States (California)

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32998) - you deserved it (1680)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:52am - love - by lovedoesnotexist (man) - Belgium

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23735) - you deserved it (1619)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

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