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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1944
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Space_Teddy : live in the Netherlands ~ 20 years old (20 nov) ~ pierced and tattood ♚~ natural blond hair, blue eyes ~ love music ♪~ motto: "Don't dream your life, live your dream ⭐" ~ 420 🍁~ message if you wanna know more

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Visits<b>Syruphs</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 12:26pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Carpenter_C</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:59am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:25am<b>Nickb55</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:51pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:36am<b>Tvolsfan325</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 2:25am<b>moron011</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:59am<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 12:15am<b>steveykinz0967</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:10pm<b>pooldude</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:28am<b>Creed_Aprooved</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 12:05pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:32pm<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:38pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:51pm<b>angiotensin</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:35pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:42am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:45pm

Fucked!<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:59pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:55am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:06am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:20pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:17pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:31pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:37am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:28am<b>int15</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:23pm<b>horrorbabe1408</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:34pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:38am<b>carecow</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:21am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:52pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:34pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:09pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:33am<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:04pm

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Space_Teddy's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

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On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30866) - you deserved it (5581)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22459) - you deserved it (8766)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (3542)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (2055)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

#21372077
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28497) - you deserved it (3151)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44476) - you deserved it (20554)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (3018)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28861) - you deserved it (6693)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33977) - you deserved it (3261)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (3733)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)



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