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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2720
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Space_Teddy : live in the Netherlands ~ 21 years old (20 nov) ~ pierced and tattood ♚~ natural blond hair, blue eyes ~ love music ♪~ motto: "Don't dream your life, live your dream ⭐" ~ 420 🍁~ always in for a nice convo so don't hesitate to send a message 😊 ~ big animal enthusiast (2 bunnies, 3 cats and 2 fish tanks)

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Space_Teddy's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (2272)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

#21511030
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21675) - you deserved it (3887)

On 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by ywouldudomelikethat (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

#21490060
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23534) - you deserved it (2969)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML

#21472798
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9992) - you deserved it (31155)

On 09/26/2015 at 1:06am - misc - by halfie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

#21467226
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32124) - you deserved it (2797)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (5957)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19448) - you deserved it (31095)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (2726)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32411) - you deserved it (3161)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (3377)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (11466)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)



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