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Space_Teddy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Space_Teddy : live in the Netherlands ~ 20 years old (20 nov) ~ pierced and tattood ♚~ natural blond hair, blue eyes ~ love music ♪~ motto: "Don't dream your life, live your dream ⭐" ~ 420 🍁~ message if you wanna know more

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Visits<b>hardesty2904</b> - 9 hours ago<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:32pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:50pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:20pm<b>A07</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:58am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:59am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:17am<b>BooBerry777</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:05am<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 8:37am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:31am<b>aaronsayshi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:35am<b>jhonn</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:20pm<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:28am<b>zjay</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:20pm<b>alfonze07</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 10:21am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:45am<b>AsharKhan</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:59pm

Fucked!<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:20pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:17pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:31pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:37am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:28am<b>int15</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:23pm<b>horrorbabe1408</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:34pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:38am<b>carecow</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:21am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:52pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:34pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:09pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:33am<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:04pm<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:28pm<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:45pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:11pm

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25278) - you deserved it (2985)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26180) - you deserved it (10558)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

#21406510
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (2638)

On 05/07/2015 at 11:23pm - animals - by MyNameIsNotJeff (man) - United States

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34363) - you deserved it (4507)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (4564)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (5262)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31208) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29771) - you deserved it (2105)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (5238)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31065) - you deserved it (2713)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (8755)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39174) - you deserved it (3369)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29971) - you deserved it (3541)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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