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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 3:34am / United Kingdom / Work
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