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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SoullessSpirit : I am a funny, chill, artistic, demented guy.

I love playing Xbox, Gamertag = MetalTagger (if u add me let me know why u did so I don't delete your friend request)

I am a great drawer, my best skills is Graffiti style stuff and computer art.

I'm a night person (like a vampire :p) I can go days without sleep.

I listen to Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Deathcore & Hardcore.

My birthday is really 12/21, the day they say the world will end.

~Fav. Bands (not in order)~
Five Finger Death Punch
The Browning
Three Days Grace
Bring Me The Horizon
Black Veil Brides
Green Day
System of a Down

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML


I agree, your life sucks (72195) - you deserved it (10757)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML


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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML


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On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML


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On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML


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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (9388) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

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