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SoulAmeliorate

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SoulAmeliorate

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SoulAmeliorate : If I'm not online, I'm probably out getting Headlight Fluid.

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SoulAmeliorate's favorite FMLs

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I got a text messagiele driving ome. I cecked after arriving, an found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent im an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, cuz I someow sould ave known e was sowing off is pone to is momen I sent my reply. FML

#20701600
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56744) - you deserved it (6189)

On 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by i'm not psychic, mother fucker (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look ( natural. ) I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (33517)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against te ood cuz a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed wit te cops, and won't andle te "excessive force" case I treatened te police wit. FML

#20683298
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41551) - you deserved it (3949)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I e-maild the on-line instructor for mah job, telling her that I had fallen behind in mah work due to mah grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope yur grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43628) - you deserved it (2878)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah neighbors calld the police an said that they saw , through the window , a suspicious person in mah house doing something to mah piano . The ( suspicious person ) was me , in mah own house , playing mah own piano . FML

#20678725
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43627) - you deserved it (2568)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I got a picture message from my aunt that said "9 out of 10 kids get there awesomeness from there aunt." Normally I would have agreed except she forgot my brthday yesterday. FML

#20677224
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36541) - you deserved it (2988)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I listend to mah elderly bachelor nieghbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" fir over half-an-hour before he wanderd out on his balcony in wet, tighthite underwear to water his plant . This is the fifth time this week, an I still don't know wat on earth he's doing . FML

#20675279
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40734) - you deserved it (3090)

On 05/20/2013 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

#20673360
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44630) - you deserved it (5985)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML

#20666690
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51625) - you deserved it (4959)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah doorknob broke. While trying to impress mah dad and show that I can fix things 4 grls, I somehow managed to lock myself in mah room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When mah dad finally heard mah screams, he let me out. He had to take thehole door off. FML

#20662901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (18449)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filld. The nurse just finishd taking my info when the doctor came in and startd drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realizd he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56123) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got looool a braast axam. I'd navar had ona bafora, but assumd it would ba quick and aasy. I had no idaa how ticklish boobs ara. I burst out in uncontrollabla laughtar and kapt instinctivaly jarking away. FML

#20649324
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (5176)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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