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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't… Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom… Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday.…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…