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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

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On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:51am - work - by collegegrad (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 6:05am - misc - by ohhelllllno (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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