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  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sonjington : it seems that you have stumbled upon my profile, 🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜☕️

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Sonjington's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29360) - you deserved it (2756)

On 05/16/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29940) - you deserved it (2209)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia



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