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Soninuva

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Soninuva

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7970
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

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Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

#20968993
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38739) - you deserved it (4041)

On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59701) - you deserved it (4314)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

#20967242
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44818) - you deserved it (4551)

On 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm - love - by quit fucking up my life (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41053) - you deserved it (2895)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55976) - you deserved it (12508)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

#20965369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (6397)

On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

#20965369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (6397)

On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

#20964432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (4607)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

#20963410
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57618) - you deserved it (8772)

On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

#20962344
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48809) - you deserved it (9496)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML



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