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Soninuva

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13000
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

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Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (17451)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

#21390911
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27214) - you deserved it (10053)

On 04/09/2015 at 9:02pm - misc - by Jakesssss - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

#21390746
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (38733)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

#21390720
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33389) - you deserved it (1815)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (3079)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

#21390271
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34338) - you deserved it (3388)

On 04/08/2015 at 9:58pm - love - by Heart-Broken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31121) - you deserved it (4102)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

#21388867
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (1725)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

#21388506
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (3436)

On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28754) - you deserved it (2183)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

#21388075
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (3060)

On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

#21388006
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31220) - you deserved it (3690)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:38am - misc - by tardspawn (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

#21387594
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (4045)

On 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm - misc - by gooddaydude (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35091) - you deserved it (2365)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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