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Soninuva
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21511
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

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Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML

by Anonameow / 02/25/2016 at 7:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML

by hardgraderorhardass / 02/23/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids

Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML

by speaknoevil1 / 01/29/2016 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Work

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Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:40am / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

by hatemylifelol / 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

by AccidentalFlasher / 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, and as always, I recycle my trash at work: paper in the yellow trashcan, the rest in the black one. This morning, I saw a cleaning lady empty the contents of the black trashcan into the yellow one, put the whole lot into a big plastic bag and then leave as if this was normal. FML

by rainperson / 01/07/2016 at 5:18am / Work

Today, at 26, I got chicken pox. My parents stand by their belief that I got it because I'm not right with God, not because they didn't vaccinate me. FML

by kinzielee / 01/05/2016 at 12:41pm / United States (Florida) / Health

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Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

by fucking fuck off / 01/01/2016 at 9:28am / United States / Work

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous