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Soninuva

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13031
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

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Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (1807)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

#21445231
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23856) - you deserved it (1471)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

#21443580
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (2886)

On 07/18/2015 at 3:08pm - kids - by ddhaley1 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

#21443362
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (9006)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

#21443245
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/17/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by yep, she does have a tumblr (man) - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

#21441236
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (3169)

On 07/13/2015 at 9:07pm - work - by Lukey1028 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

#21440556
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2669)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

#21440548
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25286) - you deserved it (1505)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

#21439587
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (2900)

On 07/10/2015 at 2:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML

#21439015
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (1787)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

#21438778
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (1927)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (1524)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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