Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Soninuva

Offline (6 hours ago) | Search for a member

Soninuva

11Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9548
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

Soninuva's page activity

Visits<b>messedup4ever</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:57pm<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:32am<b>AcieMcG</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:36am<b>KayDee29</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:26pm<b>livinginabook</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Yegua</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:56pm<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:28pm<b>ftloosenfanzfree</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:58am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:04am<b>anoneemousr</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:18am<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:02am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:38pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:00pm<b>richhomie81</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:23pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:40am<b>flux_panic</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 9:26pm

Fucked!<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:33am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:15am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:53pm<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 6:20pm<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:26am<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:51am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:15pm<b>anonpbc</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:35am<b>EvanescenceLuv</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:52am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 9:14pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 3:16am

Soninuva's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Colonel_Whiskers

You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of Soninuva's badges

Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML

#21386971
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26623) - you deserved it (5341)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:08am - work - by WiFucked (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

#21386410
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26545) - you deserved it (2854)

On 04/02/2015 at 8:51am - health - by RomanceFail - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (2077)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was reprimanded at work for having a low friendliness rating as a cashier. For two months, out of 1500 transactions, only 3 people filled out the survey. I almost got fired because 1 out of 3 people was mad about a coupon. FML

Today, I got an expensive return bus ticket to visit my family 200 miles away. I accidentally tore the ticket when taking it from the machine, but the driver said not to worry, as it would still be accepted on the way back. Guess who's still 200 miles from home. FML

#21386064
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (2082)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by dumbbus - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

#21385728
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (2043)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by megan - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (3471)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (2600)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (2806)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my older brother thinks typing out a Wikipedia article for an essay is not plagiarism, because he didn't "copy and paste" it. He's in college. FML

#21300403
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28783) - you deserved it (1997)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:46pm - misc - by areyouserious (man) - United States (California)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (3332)

On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35604) - you deserved it (8608)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

#21290736
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34780) - you deserved it (6959)

On 11/02/2014 at 7:11pm - money - by ethawesome1125 - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (4725)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: