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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15178
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Soninuva : I consider myself an intellectual, and act for the most part on the basis of logic, rather than emotion. Some people believe me at first to be devoid of emotion, but that is far from true. I don't let my emotions control me, but feel them nonetheless. As I begin to know a person better, I open up more to them. I love music: I play alto sax, piano, and clarinet, in addition to singing (Tenor I, though I range to a Bass II)

I prefer conversation which is mentally stimulating, particularly about anything which is debatable, though once I know a person, anything interesting is fine. I have a set of morals and values which I adhere to, but I do not judge others based on theirs. Surprisingly enough, I tend to be the least judgmental amongst those whom I am around.

I value honor and honesty highly, and never betray anyone's confidence. I find most politicians to be corrupt, and don't agree completely with any party.

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Soninuva's favorite FMLs

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (2210)

On 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (2319)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML


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On 10/19/2015 at 7:10am - animals - by bluebelle - Australia

Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm - health - by ouch - United States (California)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 1:42am - kids - by Failed_Dad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML


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On 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by stardustveins (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 10:15pm - love - by ohforchristssake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 9:42am - work - by anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd patronized for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 2:53am - misc - by BlueMacaw (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML


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On 09/14/2015 at 6:56pm - work - by trustyourfamily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by busmonster - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML


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On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML


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On 09/05/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by _guy_j (man) - United States (California)

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