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Sonata90

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Sonata90

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sonata90 : When I moved from Sunland to Snowland, my world became enshadowed by beings who live inside a box, where nothing must ever change. The magic within me slowly dissipated and became nothing but a faint memory. Sometimes though, on a rare moon day, the stars come out to play. On those days the stars remind me that I am not alone, and the magic shines through once again.

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Sonata90's favorite FMLs

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38376) - you deserved it (9404)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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