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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sonata90 : When I moved from Sunland to Snowland, my world became enshadowed by beings who live inside a box, where nothing must ever change. The magic within me slowly dissipated and became nothing but a faint memory. Sometimes though, on a rare moon day, the stars come out to play. On those days the stars remind me that I am not alone, and the magic shines through once again.

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Sonata90's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

by Iron11 / 06/14/2016 at 4:52pm / Love

Today, I bought a PS4 online for my boyfriend's birthday. I put it on our joint credit card through Paypal to keep it a surprise. The company decided to ruin that surprise when they called him to confirm the transaction. FML

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 10:47pm / United States / Love

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

by alekoi / 05/13/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

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Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

by hairless / 07/30/2010 at 2:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy