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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sonata90 : When I moved from Sunland to Snowland, my world became enshadowed by beings who live inside a box, where nothing must ever change. The magic within me slowly dissipated and became nothing but a faint memory. Sometimes though, on a rare moon day, the stars come out to play. On those days the stars remind me that I am not alone, and the magic shines through once again.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Sonata90's favorite FMLs

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23587) - you deserved it (40766)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41393) - you deserved it (9755)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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