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by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by Jesus / 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
by TheBRADLeyB / 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML
by AllThatJazz / 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, while working the dinner rush at my job, every single computer, credit card machine, and printer froze for an hour and a half. The reason behind this issue was a large wire ripped from the mainframe, the same wire I tripped over 20 seconds before while my boss watched. FML
by starrybrooke / 04/06/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
by Kikinovak / 12/13/2008 at 7:06am / Transportation
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