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SonOfAMitch

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SonOfAMitch

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3987
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, ma friend started coking wile at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give er te Heimlic maneuver, only for er to trow up all over te table and stagger out of te place. I stood tere as te waiter asked if I wanted to split te bill. mega FML

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML

#21214127
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (39222)

On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML

Today.. . I found out tat my unemployd usband as is own web-comic.. . tat e makes money off it.. . and tat it mainly involves te main caracter's aread.. . money-grubbing wife ruining is life . Se looks strikingly like me and sares my name . FML

#21088136
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39995) - you deserved it (6508)

On 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm - love - by cumbucket cops (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

#21027083
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Taday mah grandpa took mah face in both hands , kissed me on the lips , said "Now u can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room . FML

#21023495
99 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

#21020901
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47826) - you deserved it (5091)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

My Girlfriend Sent Me A Link To A Vine Video In Which She Dumpd Me. FML

#21020871
84 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Jae_Hellyun (man) - United States

like every other day fir many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (8089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today,hile visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains lefthile cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

#21015718
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (3446)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

Today , mah boyfriand broka up with ma two days bafora mah birthday. Only to maka it worsa , I found out that ha had baan taxting mah mothar on how to braak up with ma. To maka it avan worsa , sha was giving him tips. FML

#21014713
69 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by neta_1996 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50711) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (5336)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)



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