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SomeRandomGuy15
  • Town/Country : Yauco, Puerto Rico
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1636
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26798) - you deserved it (2794)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25179) - you deserved it (9731)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22220) - you deserved it (3050)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31015) - you deserved it (4995)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33286) - you deserved it (2974)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

#17555162
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (1788)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML

#17552351
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (3780)

On 08/22/2011 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24119) - you deserved it (2857)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (4189)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

#17535182
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36637) - you deserved it (3059)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29450) - you deserved it (5125)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22979) - you deserved it (6316)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (14128)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)



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