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by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was 'A man running'. I didn't even get an apology. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
by dumbo / 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, for april fools day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML
by aprilfooled / 04/02/2009 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and… Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've… Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up…
- Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's… Today, I had surgery to remove a kidney stone that was causing horrible pain. They couldn't reach… Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took…