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Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML

#20857055
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (7784)

On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, it was the day of mah wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told mah brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on mah wife. FML

#20856967
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46533) - you deserved it (6760)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm - love - by dhskkf (man) - United States

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42977) - you deserved it (7724)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52293) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

#20833620
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47480) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I let a friend read a draft of te novel I'm writing. Se claimd te antagonist is blatantly basd on er and treatend to sue me if I don't pay er royalties. Te antagonist is an ancient insane goblin witc. I guess I see now ow tis confusion could arise. FML

#20829558
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44259) - you deserved it (3175)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:53pm - work - by pardon my English :$ (woman) - France

Today, I Was Washing Up In A Public Bathroom, When I Looked Up 4 A Second And Saw A Kid In The Mirror Staring Back At Me. I Gasped, As I Thought The Place Had Been Empty. He Whispered, "It's Time To Die." I Screamed And Ran Out, Only To Hear Him Burst Out Laughing Behind Me. FML

#20817313
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (8451)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I met te most beautiful grl I've ever seen on te beac. I was nervous, but I just smiled an said, "Hey, your really pretty." Ten I let out a orrific fart. FML

#20816798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51749) - you deserved it (11065)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

#20766565
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47061) - you deserved it (4865)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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