About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.
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by babyeaternomnom / 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
by BloodFaerie / 06/30/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by sierra / 06/28/2012 at 5:55pm / United States / Love
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/28/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (California) / Money
by MonCoiffeurAdoré / 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm / Miscellaneous
by Wubba87 / 06/27/2012 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Work
by tammy / 06/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML
by eviltwigster / 06/26/2012 at 12:16pm / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
by Richard / 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, I went to the bank to cash my check. As I'm waiting for the teller I decide to go ahead and… Today, someone left a can of scentless bugspray next to the stove, I greased a cake pan with it and…