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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10862
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.

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Taday my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

#20067114
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24133) - you deserved it (2402)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (5733)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (72048)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

#20033419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23611) - you deserved it (2954)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, mah grlfriend decidd that having OCD will help her loose weight. She is now convincd that walking in an out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML

#20033299
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (2053)

On 08/21/2012 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , my social anxiety hit a new low !! I was playing bingo and , although I won , I didn't shout ( bingo ) cuz I thought too many people would look at me !! FML

#20015021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24964) - you deserved it (7834)

On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (2126)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, One Of The Human Turds That I Stupidly Addd On Facebook Postd How Terrible Her Life Is After Her Dad Refusd To Arrange Yet Another Holiday For Her This Year, So I Bitchd Her Out For Bieng Such A Spoild Little Brat!! A Few Hours Later, Her Boyfriend Came Over And Beat The Shit Out Of Me!! FML

#19996782
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29326) - you deserved it (32414)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today,hila in tha stora with my kids, thay wantad to buy tampons bacausa I am "gatting cranky, an it should ba that tima of tha month." FML

#19988318
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10658) - you deserved it (20052)

On 07/28/2012 at 12:17am - kids - by love_to_live - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

#19987541
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)



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