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Solarfaze

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Solarfaze

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11083
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Solarfaze : This random person that likes video games and hugs.

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Visits<b>Verst</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:45pm<b>sklor</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 9:01pm<b>daletris123</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 5:57pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 6:31pm<b>anrsoul16</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 5:14am<b>w_pony_4ever</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm<b>gracehi</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 9:07am<b>anmolm97</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 4:21am<b>Chimera0</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 12:29am<b>Stardew</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 12:14am<b>DementedOtaku</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 11:09pm<b>ScarredFlame</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 8:08pm<b>Vnzou22</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 7:42pm<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 7:31pm<b>Death_The_Kid15</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 7:00pm<b>Random4Dayz</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 6:26pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:12am<b>becausefuckyou</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 10:32pm

Liked!<b>sklor</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:01am

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Solarfaze's favorite FMLs

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (4021)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

#21355947
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29699) - you deserved it (9200)

On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44508) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

#21348311
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33486) - you deserved it (2952)

On 02/02/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

#21312494
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (2463)

On 12/06/2014 at 11:10am - work - by graciegold95 - United States (California)

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33822) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

#21312253
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34926) - you deserved it (2483)

On 12/05/2014 at 10:35pm - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML

#21312200
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27484) - you deserved it (13875)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36686) - you deserved it (5974)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I woke up feeling awful and decided to make myself a nice egg omelette with bacon, toast and fresh fruit. As I went to eat it, I stubbed my toe and dropped it all on the floor. My dogs were very happy about that. FML

#21312082
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2796)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:00pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML

#21311945
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32352) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/05/2014 at 10:44am - work - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the family computer's 15-year-old CRT monitor which gives me headaches finally stopped working. My dad quickly found a replacement: an even older CRT monitor that gives me worse headaches. FML

#21311912
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (2904)

On 12/05/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by has an old monitor (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my neighbor showed me footage of my 7-year-old son spraying his beloved rose garden with weed killer. The whole garden is dead as fuck, and I'm now being taken to small claims court. FML

#21311905
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (6387)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

#21311807
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28103) - you deserved it (2303)

On 12/05/2014 at 1:17am - money - by still poor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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