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About SolanumX : I hate:
Dubstep, Rap, and Country.
The 'flock' (not necessarily the biblical flock, just those who engage in a herd mentality).

I love:
Dimmu Borgir
Cradle of Filth
Lamb of God
Disturbed (they introduced me to metal, and for that they hold a special place in my heart)

SolanumX's page activity

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 4:15am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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