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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SoCalKay : Hi (: I'm Kay.
Esthetician & make up artist, now going to school to be a nurse.
Not obsessed with Harry Potter or Twilight, because Being Human & Buffy are way better :P

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58034) - you deserved it (4463)

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