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Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

#21229943
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38328) - you deserved it (17658)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35785) - you deserved it (28759)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (6826)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36081) - you deserved it (5848)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41336) - you deserved it (3626)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (4028)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (11424)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35377) - you deserved it (4508)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#5851325
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (3775)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37599) - you deserved it (5454)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

#5579977
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (4082)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72450) - you deserved it (4481)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

#642642
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15927) - you deserved it (72278)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44576) - you deserved it (10498)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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