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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 646
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Snowkeys : Rival sons, the black keys, foo fighters, monster truck, the sheepdogs, them crooked vultures, danko jones, alice in chains, metallica.

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Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML


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