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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3032
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Snowcones : I am in love with the Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. And I read FMLs daily. I love this website. And Youtube. And Facebook. And Google. Did I mention I love Avatar? Makorra

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1193438) - you deserved it (126752)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264635) - you deserved it (62329)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53175) - you deserved it (5731)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25183) - you deserved it (4867)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
74 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5946) - you deserved it (47671)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28168) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (16627)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
78 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36761) - you deserved it (2013)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33754) - you deserved it (3816)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43680) - you deserved it (9432)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28978) - you deserved it (7012)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24155) - you deserved it (9809)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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