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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 August 2001 (13 years)
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About SnowFangedBeauty : 🌌I'm a nightmare dressed as a daydream🌌
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Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, mah boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah dad an I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong , he said , "Good job , genius." I shot back the frst thing that popped into mah head,hich was "I am not a genius!" He laughed an says that if I die before him , he's having that engraved on mah tombstone. FML


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On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , it was mah friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately , so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me an her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML


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On 05/28/2009 at 5:43pm - health - by HappyBirthday (woman) - United States

Today my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea . When she walked in we surprised her so much that she literally had a heret attack . She is now in the hospital . FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by Ashley J. (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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