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SneakyDeath

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  • Number of visits : 8833
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>jasonrellet</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 11:26am<b>jow96</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 8:16pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:32pm<b>ChuckHolmes</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:58pm<b>strangerdirk</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 6:40pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 5:06pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 2:26am<b>xargot</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:36am<b>AmyPond17</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:48am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:10pm<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Smoot7</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 7:36am<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:45pm<b>anonymoususer070</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:38pm<b>waleedma</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:27pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:35am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:23pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:29pm

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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I've been recovering for a week from my medically needed circumcision. I'm 30, and they advise you wear essentially a jock strap for the first week to help. It wasn't too bad until I went to take the thing off and it caught a stitch on my manhood. That's the most unique pain ever. FML

by T3kM4n / 09/20/2016 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I took my wife to a country concert for her birthday, even though I can't stand country. While she had the time of her life, I was punched twice, had a beer dropped on me, and had a rather large, drunk woman fall on me. Happy birthday, baby. FML

by Senseless_487 / 09/16/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML

by Blamethepostman / 09/16/2016 at 11:10am / Money

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML

by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

by MumMatters / 09/09/2016 at 6:26am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML

by Grandzilla / 09/09/2016 at 12:10am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Geek

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML

by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML

by R / 09/05/2016 at 6:27am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

by anonymous / 09/04/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML

by chubrubber / 09/04/2016 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

by sick and lonely / 08/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love