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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17441) - you deserved it (6142)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

#21516843
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (1167)

On 01/19/2016 at 1:41am - love - by FML - United States

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25337) - you deserved it (22352)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

#21501232
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21584) - you deserved it (1860)

On 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML

#21499337
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26983) - you deserved it (3285)

On 12/03/2015 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I asked my dad why the Wi-fi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML

#21499340
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21380) - you deserved it (2127)

On 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by horno (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (3256)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (4370)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (4349)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42195) - you deserved it (5767)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42195) - you deserved it (5767)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70296) - you deserved it (3940)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41347) - you deserved it (5207)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML



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