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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by WrongPlaceWrongTime / 06/25/2016 at 2:51pm / France / Work
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
by XxmegaronixX / 06/25/2016 at 12:55am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by no / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML
by gimpy / 06/23/2016 at 11:00am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
by Mimo / 06/23/2016 at 6:18am / Egypt / Love
by deanlazore / 06/22/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
by hlewrn / 06/21/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML
by over_due / 06/21/2016 at 12:12pm / United States / Health
by Muchacha22 / 06/20/2016 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML
by sadblufly / 06/18/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
by mermaidkeels / 06/18/2016 at 4:51am / United States / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…