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SnazzyKing123

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Today, while on my way to the movies, I stoppd at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket askd 4 my purse, confiscatd my candy, and then kickd me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

#20510592
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46970) - you deserved it (8231)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)

Taday when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door . I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child , and I can't bring myself to walk past it . It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside . I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving .

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told mehat it was; a moldd dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parentshen they askhat I got. FML

#20408274
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39788) - you deserved it (14280)

On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

todayhile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, ( I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out. ) He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
76 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, mah friends and I held an intervention for mah fiancé. He's been talking and behaving lyk an ( old-timey cowboy ) non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept looool his ( life choices. ) FML

#20149952
125 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML

#20075207
144 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I FOUND AN ENORMOUS RACCOON IN MY BACKYARD. AFTER A COUPLE OF NASTY SCRATCHES, I FINALLY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE FILTHY ANIMAL. AFTER CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL TO RELOCATE IT, I WAITED 4 HOURS TO LEREN THAT ( RELOCATING ) ACTUALLY MEANS RELEASING IT INTO MY FRONT YARD 10 FEET AWAY. FML

#20069823
104 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday mah grandpa was visiting. My neighbor started blasting out rap music as they've done nearly 24/7 fir months telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over an screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 an still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
138 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my local coffee shop . I soon witnessd the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands . When I confrontd her, she loudly accusd me of "visually molesting" her . FML

#19974801
108 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 12:48pm - misc - by bitchimgay (man) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Photoshopped A Picture For Mah Facebook Profile So Mah Stomach Would Look A Little Flatter . I Came Back Later, Only To Fine Someone Had Said, ( What In God's Name Is This? Is Your Belly Duck-facing? ) An Half A Dozen Other Insults . FML

#19658445
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6501) - you deserved it (38539)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day 4 the past month. big fat FML

#19627538
176 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM , SAYING THAT THE ONLY THING HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME IS MAH LAST NAME. I LATER TOLD HIM THAT I WANTED TO KEEP MAH LAST NAME AFTER THE MARRIAGE. I'M NOW SINGLE AGAIN. FML

#19624313
83 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (29904)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)



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