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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2930
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snackycake : Heyy I wuv u, and u, oh and U:)

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Music(mainly metal)
Video games
Funny people
Human flesh
Tiny, fluffy things

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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (237929) - you deserved it (31201)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (241432) - you deserved it (82374)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (1663)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14950) - you deserved it (106188)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

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