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Snackycake

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Snackycake

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2946
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snackycake : Heyy I wuv u, and u, oh and U:)

I like:
Anime
Music(mainly metal)
Video games
Violence
Funny people
Sleep
Human flesh
Food
Tiny, fluffy things
Yaoi

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Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

today I found a surviellance camera in mah room. FML

#13490049
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46840) - you deserved it (3636)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today I was given new meds , and apparently my body doesn't understand te difference between "may cause stomac upset" and "you will crap yourself as you ave an orgasm wile aving sex wit yur boyfriend." FML

#13261613
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46279) - you deserved it (4981)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelld at me fir not making his bd and getting his cloths off the floor. FML

#13152336
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (2218)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah kids surprised me when I got home!! One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, an the other cummed up to me an said, "Daddy, let's go!! We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28502) - you deserved it (7361)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML

#9645798
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (9174)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I told husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our babby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

#6752846
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38639) - you deserved it (3125)

On 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by sadsadlady (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

2day I started growing hair on mah upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37178) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

2day I mat ma wifa's otar usband. FML

#6436745
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39926) - you deserved it (3117)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

#4527001
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44916) - you deserved it (9695)

On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was working the lighting for a drama production!! In the last scene , two characters realize looool they r in love and kiss , then the stage goes dark!! I mixd up my settings , and instead of a blackout , flashing party lights startd going off!! 300 people turn around to stare at me!! FML

#4285773
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15305) - you deserved it (34743)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was shopping fir mah little sister's brthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the ( popular ) shelf. Turns out if they havehite covers it means they are ( adult ) books. I bought mah sister a ( lolicon ) manga - filled with prebuscent naked grls. FML

#3097066
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35093) - you deserved it (20125)

On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today I was on top of my boyfriend aving sex and I was looking away doing my ting. Wen I lookd back my boyfriend ad eadpones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248359) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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