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Snackycake

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Snackycake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3305
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Snackycake : I like:
Anime
Music
Video games
Violence
Funny people
Sleep
Human flesh
Food
Tiny, fluffy things
A good story

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Snackycake's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

#20160628
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39133) - you deserved it (2728)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27481) - you deserved it (6996)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (6250)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (6250)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML

#20102155
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (3804)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (1861)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11432) - you deserved it (33733)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66083) - you deserved it (5411)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25068) - you deserved it (1820)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (3390)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9678) - you deserved it (21033)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

#19708728
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19357) - you deserved it (2094)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34157) - you deserved it (4528)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)



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