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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10605
  • Number of comments : 428
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SmittyJA24 : Retired football player; now I play golf, smoke cigars, drink fine whisky, skinny-dip in the Caribbean and enjoy life.

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Visits<b>NotRussian</b> - 2 minutes ago<b>coolkidmcgoo</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 6:56pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 10:09am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:11pm<b>QueenBii</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:08pm<b>PowerNote</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:55pm<b>Angelrose2004</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:44am<b>AncientElbow</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 9:56am<b>panromantic</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:33pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:50am<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 12:26pm<b>rinzlerkitty94</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:08am<b>Krycek</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:18am<b>SPN_lover666</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 7:12am<b>Eivana</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>gabe_owen1023</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:08pm<b>luther48</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 3:31pm

Fucked!<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:09pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:13am<b>PowerNote</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:55pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 8:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Eivana</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:30pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:05am<b>TypoFairy</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 5:46am

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SmittyJA24's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my husband about a pair of panties I found in his office. They're his. He put them on to show me that they fit. FML

Today, I received a phone call from my boss, from the other side of the country. It seems the conference I sent him to is actually happening next week. FML

#21520233
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18510) - you deserved it (6407)

On 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

#21519742
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19917) - you deserved it (1532)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

#21517709
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21299) - you deserved it (1546)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:08am - misc - by ur_life_dus_suck - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

#21517345
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18668) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:09am - intimacy - by sadandmad - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (12984)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML

#21513021
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20665) - you deserved it (1571)

On 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm - misc - by familypet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

#21512451
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28451) - you deserved it (3304)

On 01/07/2016 at 7:00am - intimacy - by anne (woman) - Germany

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25363) - you deserved it (22384)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

#21509012
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22562) - you deserved it (1399)

On 12/29/2015 at 9:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

#21508989
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23653) - you deserved it (2115)

On 12/29/2015 at 7:04am - love - by debiebs (woman) - Brazil (Bahia)

Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML

#21505521
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20441) - you deserved it (3464)

On 12/19/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by Sleeping Beauty - United States (New York)

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

#21505056
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19502) - you deserved it (6713)

On 12/18/2015 at 3:33am - misc - by Zyopy (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I spoke to a highly recommended therapist for my special-needs child. After 45 minutes of describing our challenges, heartbreaks and other very personal information, she told me that her schedule was permanently full. But she invited me to go through the phone book to find someone else. FML



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