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Yastarday, I found out ta guy I'va baan dating 4 5 monts is angagad to is girlfriand of 3 yaars. I found out as wa wara talking, waiting 4 im to coma outsida aftar work. FML

#21288734
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35722) - you deserved it (3103)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today... I Went On A Date With The Grl I Like... To See The Fault In Our Stars. She Didn't Cry... But I Did. Twice... Hard. Fat FML

#21187944
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49184) - you deserved it (12910)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

#21167190
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (6939)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO BOYFRIEND SRIEKING AT TE TOP OF IS LUNGS. I RAN INTO TE DINING ROOMERE E WAS, TO FINE IM STANDING ON TE TABLE SCREAMING "KILL IT!"ILE POINTING AT AN UNMOVING SPIDER TE SIZE OF A TIC TAC ON TE WALL. FML

#21167015
139 comments

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On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed an called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, an my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

#21163809
82 comments

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On 06/05/2014 at 11:16am - work - by DarkSerebii (woman) - United States

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought mah niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
196 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom visited, an I left her fir a few minuteshile I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because there precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. mega FML

#21104621
91 comments

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On 04/04/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by kaheera4 (woman) - United States

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, my house is on lockdown . I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend . The state is on high alert 4 an ice storm . I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century" . I used to walk to school in this weather . FML

#21058111
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48023) - you deserved it (5503)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)



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