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SmileandWave

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1374
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>rubberducky13</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 6:24pm<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 1:34am<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/19/2009 at 9:34am<b>porcupunk</b> - the 08/17/2009 at 3:20pm<b>AntiChrist7</b> - the 08/17/2009 at 1:06pm

Fucked!<b>rubberducky13</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 12:24am

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SmileandWave's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

by Crossy / 08/23/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

by Tyler_Padgett / 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

by EpicFail / 01/17/2009 at 10:49am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

by poupi / 12/25/2008 at 7:57am / Miscellaneous

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

by Nicos / 12/25/2008 at 1:07am / Intimacy