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SmileandWave
  • Town/Country : Camberley, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

#4754202
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8132) - you deserved it (30138)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10335) - you deserved it (51629)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12115) - you deserved it (3483)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17266) - you deserved it (5692)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19815) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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