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Today... I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved an walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

#1643455
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19536) - you deserved it (43803)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

Today... I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved an walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

#1643455
81 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

2day while at the bakeshop , looool I got bord waiting in line so I decidd to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

#1618603
121 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING TO THE GROCERY STORE WITH MAH 7 YEAR-OLD SON . WHEN I WAS APPROACHING A STOP SIGN , I LOOK NEXT TO ME AND SEE A GUY WITH A TRIANGLE SHAPED HEAD . I TELL MAH SON "LOOK AT THE GUY WITH THE TRIANGLE HEAD." MY WINDOW WAS OPEN . SO WAS HIS . FML

#1587848
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7902) - you deserved it (65725)

On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got yur bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. looool Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (94124)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (47281)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY I LIKE AND HE WAS DOING HOMEWORK . THEN, HE LOOKS UP, HIS EYES MEETING MINE . HIS SMOOTH VOICE MUTTERS NAME AS HIS FACE INCHES CLOSER TO MINE . I CAN FEEL HIS MINTY BREATH AGAINST FACE . MY PULSE IS RACING . THEN, HE SAYS "WHAT'S A PRONOUN?" FML

#1372393
238 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (21277)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS EMAILING MAH PROFESSOR ABOUT WAT CHAPTERS OUR TEST IS ON THIS AFTERNOON. SHE ACCIDENTALLY EMAILD ME INFORMING ME OF THE DATE SHE WENT ON LAST NIGHT, INCLUDING THAT SHE ( GOT LAID... YAY!! ) AN A PICTURE. I STILL DON'T KNOW WAT CHAPTERS I'M BEING TESTD ON. FML

#1152672
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105505) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE APPLE STORE TAKING RANDOM PICTURES OF MYSELF. I TOOK ONE WITH A REALLY STUPID FACE. THIS GIRL PASSES BY AND SAYS, "WOW, THAT'S A COOL EFFECT! YOU LOOK JUST LYK AN ALIEN!" I WASN'T USING ANY EFFECTS. IT WAS A REGULAR PICTURE. FML

#1090748
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46999) - you deserved it (9694)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with mah dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said ( dad that couch is for lyk a midget. ) I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (62509)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , Mah Biology Teacher Told Me That Every Friday We Should Wear A Hideous Shirt To Count Down The Last Days Of Freshman Year. So When Friday Came Around We Decided To Have A Contest For Most Hideous Shirt. I Won. I Forgot To Wear A Hideous Shirt. FML

#804387
108 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working out at te gym doing squats. Tere was a girl tere tat I wantd to impress so I loadd up te bar wit a lot of weigt and began to do ma squat. As I was going down I fartd so loud tat I began to laug and fell backwards. Everyone in te room just stard at me.

#697920
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (70972)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States



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