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Smeelover27

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Smeelover27

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3352
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smeelover27 : Baby, you may as well call me Paul Revere, cause I'd like to give you a midnight ride.

No wonder they were called the Intolerable Acts! I wouldn't be able to handle it if there were a tax on your sugar.

I'm so glad that the Prohibition was repealed, because I'm drunk on you.

You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every Article of your clothing on.

This must be the 1900s because my train has some goods that I'd like to deliver down south.

Are you 19th century California? Cause I'll explore you all night long for gold.

Just ask Thomas Payne; dating me is Common Sense!

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Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11636)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45400) - you deserved it (5926)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (8722)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (9044)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

today I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say te officer didn't appreciate bieng offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40613) - you deserved it (14518)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (6257)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under mah pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (4411)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (9101)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

MY TODDLER FOUND MAH DAUGHTER'S RECORDER FROM 3RD GRADE AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY THE HIGHEST PITCH NOTE. OF COURSE, MAH DAUGHTER PULLS OUT HER TROMBONE TO HAVE A JAM SESSION. AND I'M OUT OF IBUPROFEN. FML

#21121712
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (4995)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:28am - kids - by missmom83 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58340) - you deserved it (9005)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quotinghat seemed lyk random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work outhat he meant. Not only was I mistaken 4 a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

#21102227
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (4591)

On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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