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About Smashhoof : I would say I am a Grammar Nazi, but then I would be obligated to use perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar. I usually do that anyway, though.

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Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML


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On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

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