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by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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