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Smartdumbblonde
  • Town/Country : Wonderland, A Rabbit Hole
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1423
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smartdumbblonde : Hey stalker! ;D I am a blue eyed, (natural) blonde, who likes to talk. A lot. I like singing, acting, and writing, and stuff like that. I am a pretty outgoing, outspoken, and open person. I'm not afraid to be honest, sometimes I come across as a bitch, but I am a really nice person. I don't have kik, so don't ask, but you can message me, I just won't reply back as quickly. I have Instagram ( pierce_the_amanda05 ) so if you wanna you can look at it and maybe follow me. I am like in love with Vic Fuentes, I love the bands PTV, SWS, ADTR, BVB, Hollywood Undead, OM&M, and more bands similar to them, but I generally like all kinds of music and open to new types of music. Pip pip ta do da lee do run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.

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Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (2962)

On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML

#21093234
85 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 3:18am - misc - by Jen__ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

#21091119
97 comments

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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

#21090883
130 comments

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:14pm - misc - by donttouchmyhair (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
102 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (7409) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

#21080573
124 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by onepussytwopussy (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, it seems to have got to the point where I take fleas off my cat so often that I now have dreams about finding the biggest and most perfect flea. FML

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

#21069947
127 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by You Are My Sunshine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm stuck in a hotel with my psychotic mom, all because she swore there were "demonic" noises coming from our oven. Yeah, our oven is totally possessed, you idiot. FML

#21061598
103 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by fuck my goddamn life (man) - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

#21058991
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45033) - you deserved it (15888)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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