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Smartdumbblonde

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Smartdumbblonde

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4896
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Smartdumbblonde : o hi I'm Amanda 🌚 I'm just your average teen who's glued to her phone screen. Just someone who sits around her room, listening to too loud music, or watching supernatural. I used to be optimistic, but society is making me pessimistic. Sometimes I try to be poetic, writing stories, and even poetry. Too lame to be rad, but too rad to be lame. Instagram: @self_destructiive
wanna talk? kik: i_lovePierceTheVeil . Pip pip ta do da lee do, run along now and remember Cockadoodledo the cow says moo and that is all.

Smartdumbblonde's page activity

Visits<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:40pm<b>prodigy57271</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:49pm<b>george00</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:13pm<b>moron011</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:25pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:34am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:36pm<b>dinkibus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:10am<b>braver7315</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:26pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:58pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:57pm<b>kevinivek</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:49am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:18am<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:55pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:26am<b>tia587us</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:53am<b>somethingstupd</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:47pm<b>Samweil</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 4:49pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:49am

Fucked!<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:37am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:39am<b>somethingstupd</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:47am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:49am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:04am<b>naw</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:07pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:22pm<b>zack1717</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:44am<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:36am

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Smartdumbblonde's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

#21427104
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (6050)

On 06/16/2015 at 4:01pm - intimacy - by bootyislife (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (4733)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24891) - you deserved it (6381)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31883) - you deserved it (9859)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31030) - you deserved it (3389)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (3068)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (6090)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (7741)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (2091)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26348) - you deserved it (16680)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (9362)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

#21371884
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (2976)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:47pm - misc - by Lovemynewhaircut (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

#21368822
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (3075)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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