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TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man cummd up to use the one next to me. As he approachd, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretendd to look at mah knob. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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