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Slightmisshap
  • Town/Country : Verona, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 7913
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About Slightmisshap : Everyones life is fucked up, why not laugh?

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11779) - you deserved it (83805)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)



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