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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Slayerfan408 : I hate grammar Nazis so if you are one I will ignore you. Yes that is my dog Snoopy and he's a 2 year old Maltese mix.

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Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML


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