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Slaught000

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Slaught000's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

#21307515
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (7154)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:27pm - work - by I'm so wet, baby - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

#21307507
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (4297)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

#21294686
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17082) - you deserved it (30842)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45477) - you deserved it (8484)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

#20630276
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47996) - you deserved it (12123)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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