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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 January 1988 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1415
  • Number of comments : 373
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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SlapAndTickle's favorite FMLs

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49382) - you deserved it (3270)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43692) - you deserved it (10537)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57143) - you deserved it (4333)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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