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Skyzeri

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Skyzeri

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SkyzeriSkyzeri
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 766
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Skyzeri : Hello there! My name is Sky. I've never actually filled out a profile accurately, so here goes.

I'm an introvert who tries to open up. I'm a non-preachy vegan.

I enjoy music, and play video games when there's nothing else to do in life. I love nature and sleeping. I'm writing this at 5am, and I've been up all night. I also love the beach, and when it rains (when I don't have to go outside). Okay, I'm done rambling!

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Visits<b>XxReven</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:47pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:46am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:45pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:33pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:13am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:17pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:31am<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:58am<b>Hertyn</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:36am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:28am<b>Savage_Catalyst</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:40pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 11:08am<b>Rainbowbish</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:54pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:31am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:16pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 7:54am

Fucked!<b>Nexa</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:17am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:32am<b>Hertyn</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:36pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:34pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:29pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:29am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:42pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:04pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:51am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:05pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:44pm<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:36pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:20pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 1:23am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:12pm

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Skyzeri's favorite FMLs

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30351) - you deserved it (2104)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (2395)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

#21228488
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23435) - you deserved it (45275)

On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49367) - you deserved it (21309)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

#21209203
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (6287)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm - love - by KaiyaOtaku1 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (6155)

On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54716) - you deserved it (4945)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

#21082619
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39779) - you deserved it (4315)

On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

#21025933
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (39590)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

#20978310
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36820) - you deserved it (25832)

On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

#20946325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (55753)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44531) - you deserved it (5400)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44375) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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